a girl named evelyn

sunshien:

Do you ever wonder if Stephen Hawking sometimes thinks “Everyone should call me something awesome like Tiger”
And he’s calling his secretary or something like “Cindy gather a press conference” and Cindy’s like “Why” and he’s like “Everyone must know I am now The Tiger”
And Cindy’s like “No” and the Tiger’s like “Why” and Cindy’s like “Because you’re Stephen fucking Hawking”
And then Stephen’s like
Yes
Yes I am
And he ollies out in his wheelchair because he’s Stephen fucking Hawking and he can do that